Your tits are I can't wait for
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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