I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Randomize