i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Dick very happy bro
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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