So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You took a bar mat shot.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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