Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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