If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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