So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
