are you still at the devil's house?
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
she told me i tasted like america
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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