currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
