Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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