Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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