I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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