windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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