did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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