It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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