Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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