I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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