i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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