How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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