I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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