Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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