You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
We need to get me chipped asap
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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