my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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