What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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