who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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