we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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