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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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