Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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