my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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