am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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