Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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