im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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