Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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