Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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