Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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