she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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