does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I pour the whiskey from now on
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
