It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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