The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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