Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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