I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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