Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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