Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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