My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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