I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
