no you cant smoke seaweed
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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