Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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