What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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