is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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