Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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