only if we run a train.
done.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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