why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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