ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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