She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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