So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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