im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
My vagina is officially offended.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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