before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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